Its been a busy couple of weeks for me and due to that I have found myself not getting around weighing in like I should. I am still working the points of WW and getting in excercise when I can but I would be lying if i did not say it had been a tough couple of months...specially the last few weeks. Add to that an aggravation of an old back injury and you have me just a little blah. I am still comfortable with what I have dont in almost 11 months of being on Weight Watchers but am still looking for that change in momentum. Any suggestions dear readers ?
Just for fun though I have included something I found on someones blog this morning ...enjoy.
Found online today ....
Signs You Have Hired a Bad Trainer
Makes you do jumping jacks in the parking lot for an hour
Keeps calling you “Bootylicious”
Eats three caramel apples during your session
Lots of self-done tattoos
Not sure what a “bicep curl” is
Dresses in an official Star Trek uniform
Tells you last job was as Wac-a-Mole operator for traveling carnival
Thinks “Gluteus Maximus” is “that dude in the Gladiator movie”
Spends first thirty minutes of session trying to convince you that professional wrestling isn’t fake
Asks you to hold the funnel while he pours tequila into water bottle
Claims to have gotten personal training degree from The University of Harvard
All former clients have passed away due to mysterious circumstances
Loves to encourage you by speaking “baby talk”
Holds sessions in his trailer
Sits down on your stomach in the middle of your bench press
Schedules six people at the same time
Offers to be paid in Crystal Meth